chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

"If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions."
— He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

copyrlght:

when your mom asks you to clean your roomimage

tagged → #me #when I was 15

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

dirtylittledamsel:

2013 was literally just one big vine