Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.
when your mom asks you to clean your room
when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake
how to get over a crush
- imagine them in a fedora
- ur welcome
2013 was literally just one big vine